I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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