I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
sex in a hospital.. check
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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