Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
