it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
my liver is dry heaving
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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