So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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