you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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