I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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