Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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