Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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