bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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