i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
where am i from again
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
should my penis look like a turkey
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
