Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I still have a little drunk in my system
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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