Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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