she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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