i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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