these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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