She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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