: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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