Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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