did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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