Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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