Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
