Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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