What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Drunk is not a location!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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