one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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