Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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