I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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