whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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