Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
