yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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