we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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