ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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