Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I will pee on everything he values.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I had to cum in my sink.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize