Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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