people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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