shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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