capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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