Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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