you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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