would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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