I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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