Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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