I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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