I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
he's gonorrhea incarnate
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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