Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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