He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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