Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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