hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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