he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize