when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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