If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
how drunk are you?
Several
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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