you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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