Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
