If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
It's never too late to be topless.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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