please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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