Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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