Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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